- it's good to see you again. and this is so exciting,isn't it? i mean, who woulda thunkit,that this would be happening? - i knew.- no, you didn't. - no, but people do ask me,
how much are dancing with the stars tickets, and i think that'sthe craziest question: "did you know it was gonna bethat big of a hit?" so now i say yes. - uh-huh.- in fact,
i thought it would be bigger.- uh-huh. and i'm let down.- yeah. - so, i know this one's gonnado well, too, 'cause i'm psychic.- yeah. look at that right there. [cheers and applause] - that's before and after.that's not my fault. - it's really--what's not your fault? - what i look like nowis not my fault.
[laughter] now, this is not my fault. medication did it. years of living longermakes you look worse. who knew about that? it's really upsetting.- [laughs] - so, but, see,i looked good then, but didn't know it then either. - yeah.we never do.
we never appreciate where we arein that moment in time. - that's what i try to think of. i think, when i am 70... - mm-hmm.- i'm gonna wish that i looked what i looked likewhen i was with you. - yes, yes.- just this, though. okay.- just this. - just this, what i--just right here. - just this moment? yeah.- yeah.
and i'm getting these clothesand--okay, go ahead. - okay. i love you so much. so, we went outand we tried to sell tickets. we actually ended up beingvery charitable. we were raising moneyfor charity, and we didn't reallyhave a charity in mind, but we went onbarham boulevard-- - i made up one.
- yeah, you made upridiculous ones. but anyway, we had signs, and we wanted to see how manypeople we could get to pull over to give tickets to the openingnight of "star wars." and this wasjust this afternoon. - "star wars" for charity! - carrie fisher! - carrie fisher in stupid hair,again! look.come on.
see, it's not as popularas you think. - this movie is very popular. [car honking horn]- oh. - oh, pull over.- okay. - yeah, okay, hi.- okay, hi. - are you interested inseeing "star wars"? - have you bought tickets yet? - good, that's good. - so now, normallythey're $500 for a pair.
- right, right, right.- because you can't get them any more.they're like, you know-- - they're--they're gold.they're like gold. - people are--they are like gold, but more.- more than gold. they're like trump's money.- so, how much money do you have? - i have, like, $150. - yeah.- but, like, on my debit card.
- oh, well, that's all right. what do you have in your trunk?we'll trade you. - do you have--- i have some clothes. - this is where it paysto be a hoarder. - do you have a blouse?- i have a--yeah. i got a...sweatshirt.- what is that? all right.here's two tickets. - [gasps]- it's for opening night. - is it?- yeah, opening night, 7:45.
- is this real?- it's real. - it's real.- we didn't make you pull over for nothing.- if she says it's real... - okay, bye.- bye, see you later. both: tickets to "star wars"! - tickets to "star wars."- oh, yeah, oh, good, good. now it's happening.now we're doing it. how are you doing?- we love you! - oh.it's princess leia.
- oh, hi.- do you love me also? - i'm princess leia.- oh, now i know. - yeah.- so we're selling tickets for charity to "star wars."- okay. - so, you look likeyou have money, it's a nice car. - no.- no, you're gonna think long and hard about it.you've got cash. all right, let's try them.- yeah, come on. this is bull[bleep].
- are you a "star wars" fan?- yes. - which character do you like? - skywalker?- skywalker. that's my brother! do you have, like, $10? - no, just let him have it. - i want $10.- all right. you're a nurse, right?- yeah, i am. - i like nurses.you're good people.
- love nurses.- thank you. - all right,we're gonna give you two tickets to opening night, "star wars." - get out of here. - nurse.- are you a "star wars" fan? - as soon as you heard--- i am. i was driving across the street. - will you trade this for a--- i would. - ask him to make a--do you have a talent?
- he doesn't have any money. - i can do a handstand. - a song while i do it?- yeah. - [humming "star wars" theme] - that is good. - you have two tickets to gosee "star wars" opening night. how cool is that?- that is fantastic. - that is cool.and dress up. - i will.- not the--good.
- the force be with you.- oh, and you. - you want ticketsto "star wars"? - okay.- all right. - no.- that'll cause an accident. - opening night, "star wars."- opening night. - a hundred bucks?- $100 is great. - sure, yeah.- okay. - it's for a charity.- it's going to charity. - absolutely.- all right.
- 100 bucks for you.- wonderful, thank you so much. 100 bucks for me.- oh, thank you. - it's mine.all right. - wow!this is taking off. i'm gonna take that.- isn't that amazing? - that's awesome.- what is your charity? - my charity is formental illness for animals. - oh, that's so great.- thank you. - what do you have?what do you want to trade?
- do you have, like, $10? - you have cigarettes,you have water, and you havea lot of auditions down there. - i know.- all right. i'm gonna give you two ticketsto opening night, "star wars." where are you going?- i'm gonna take the picture. - oh, you will?thank you. - here, go. no, i'm gonna take itwith ellen.
oh, okay.- oh, she just went to maps. - here.- i can't do it. okay.- now she's on maps. she's trying totake a picture... - okay, go.- and she-- - ellen!here we go, i did it. there...there...and look. - oh, a selfie.- i can't do this. okay, no, i didn't get it.okay, there.
look, i did it.- all right. you did it.- good. i did it.i'm so proud. - all right, so proud. [applause]
"star wars: the force awakens"opens in theaters everywhere this friday.it is gonna be magnificent. thank you so much,carrie fisher. - it is.
