hey, what time is it? it's muffin time! it's muffin time uh, actually its 12:30 somebody kill me!
kidz bop dance party the video game, and now... a cow pretending to be a man alan, are you a cow? what? no! ya, me neither
you guys want to go skateboards? skateboards? it's muffin time! (it's muffin time) it's muffin time (it's muffin time) you're leaving me (me, me) sorry, i've met a real man i've met a real man hi babe, yes i am real man you want to go skateboards?
real man, yeah (it's muffin time, it's muffin time) it's muffin time (it's muffin time)
the orphans! they're all dead! what kind of man would do this?! skateboards
