raju in front of tehseel mmb sitapur dear future husband... here's a few things you'll need to know if... you want to be my one and only all my life!
mother and son dance songs for weddings, take me on a date! i deserve a break. and don't forget the flowers every anniversary. 'cause if you treat me right, i'll be the perfect wife. buying groceries, buy-buying whatcha need.
you got that 9 to 5? but, baby, so do i! so don't be thinking i'll be home and baking apple pies! i never learned to cook but i can write a hook! sing along with me s-sing a long with me! you gotta know how to treat me like a lady even when i'm acting crazy. tell me everything's alright. whoo!
dear future husband, here's a few things you need to know if you want to be my one and only all my life. if you wanna get that special lovin' tell me i'm beautiful each and every night after every fight, just apologize and maybe then i'll let ya- dad: um. maybe fly a kite? ride a bike? go out for a bite?
mom: husband? tu eres una nina! (you are a girl!) *mimics a wedding march* no! mom: no! dad: i don't think you're going to get married for at least 50 or 60 years dad: future husband? yeah, i don't think i'm ready for that yet. i know, i know. 'it's a song, it's a song'. *sigh* okay. missmonkey: can i finish the song now? parents: yeah, sure!
*music resumes* even if i was wrong, you know i'm never wrong! why disagree? why- why disagree? you've gotta know how to treat me like a lady, even when i'm acting crazy. tell me everything's alright. make time for me, don't leave me lonely and know we'll never see your family more than mine! i'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed. hey! open doors for me and you might get some
kisses! don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy. buy me a ring! buy-buy me a ring! here's a few things you'll need to know if if you want to get that special lovin' tell me i'm beautiful each and every night! oh, future husband...
better love me right.
*applause* yeah y'all! ha ha! yeah y'all!
