hi, i’m kerri.i’m dave, and this is ew’s tv recaps for march 18th.season 18 of dancing with the stars premiered last nightwith all new celebs, a new band and new co-host erin andrewswho returns after her season 10 stint on the show.and boy, is her old partner max excited to
who was kicked off dancing with stars, see her again.hi max!!! remember me? this year’s cast is great,the performances were amazing and i’m really excited for the dj tanner/winniecooper rivalry both of them look amazing and danced beautifullyby the way
and i can’t believe that they both datedben from growing pains. show me that smile, right dave?somewhere, jeremy miller just got a google aalert on his name and got very excited that it didn’t end with “isdead?†too dark.my favorite performance of the night was clearly from nene leakes.i have long legs, so you better catch it if you cannene looked amazing on the dance floor. and she even teared up during judging comments!i’m so proud of her. i’m definitely voting for her because sheis very rich
bitch and i’m secretly hoping she snatchesbruno’s wig off one day. bloop.how about amy purdy, a gorgeous, double amputee who competed in thesochi paralympics where she won a bronze medal for snowboarding,then flew 16 hours to dance her ass off? wow.yeah she was so inspirational. but before we start crying again,let’s just stop for a second and remember that tonight,billy dee williams gave every star wars fan a total nerd boner with his cha-cha-chewbaccahe is 77 years old and has had two hip replacements that is not a man who’s having trouble withhis droid i tell you what i don’t know what
that was supposed to mean but i already regretsaying it. who do you think will be the first to getvoted off of dancing with the stars next week? subscribe and let us know in the commentssection.
you know, sean avery may have gotten a lowscore but scored highly in my book if you know whati mean dave...he’ll never get voted out of my sexual fantasies…. follow us on twitter.
