- what do i know about heels? - oh lord, jesus! - i know they shouldn't be on me. - look at that blister! - my feet are already red.
what should a guy wear to homecoming dance, - oh! (bleep) don't trip please!- help! - can i get some assistance, please? - nothing that good lookingcould be could be comfortable. (upbeat music)
- i don't know what the (bleep)i'm getting myself into. - from what i understand, the high heels are very uncomfortable whenworn over a long period of time. - i'm done. - i just gotta startsaying,"no," to (bleep). - you want your calves to look great? you want your ass to be lifted up? your feet are gonna hurt a little bit. - i can't.
- i woke up this morning and i stood in front of my closet for like 10 minutes. like, what goes with heels? - did they really have to be this sparkly? - i think it's gonna be awesome. i think i'm gonna feel tall, which is, i mean, thesilent hope of every man. - as long as i do betterthan ryan, i don't care. - this is a (bleep) mess.
how am i supposed to walk in this? (women laughing) - you're calling attention to me. just get away from me! - hi ladies. (women admiring) - [voiceover] your calves look amazing. - oh, thank you! did you hear that? i already go complimented on my calves.
i'm in heels and we'rehaving an earthquake drill. oh, god. - earthquake! ryan, wait, it's an earthquake! - my feet are sweating,are your feet sweating? - oh, yeah. it's not the only thingsweating right now. - my heels are sinking into the grass. - i'm sinking!
- will! will! - dude, it's like standing in quicksand. - yeah, where's bergara. bergara! you son of a (bleep)! ryan! where are your shoes? - they were lost in the wreckage. - uh-huh. - this is my life right now. - we're midway through the day right now.
i don't feel great. my feet are really sore. my thoughts on heelsare very much the same as they were in the beginning. that they're stupid. - i'm the only one whohasn't taken these off yet. - yeah. yeah.- i just want to point that out. - well (bleep) you andyour leather heels man. - we're walking to lunch now.
well, some of us are walking,some of us are waddling. - limping. - literally limping. oh, wait. this is uphill and i don'tlike it at all. (car horn honking) thank you. - [voiceover] hello? - first catcall! - woot! woot! - it's hard to keep it together.
oh, there's (bleep)! i'm stepping in (bleep). - that's a riot.- the struggle is (bleep) real. (laughing) - he looks like a damn tyrannosaurus rex. ew! put that back in your shoe! that is disgusting! - the whole side of my foot is blistered.- ew! what hurts the most, ya'll?
the balls of my feet.- the balls of my feet hurt a lot. - my pride. my pride probablyhurts the most of all. - [voiceover] oh mygod, my leg (laughing). - [voiceover] yeah, dude. - he's got involuntary muscles spasms. - my legs are giving out on me. - come on ryan! - we would shut it down! - let's do it!
- let's go have a fun time! - something to drink. - hey, hey! - [voiceover] oh my god. mom, aunties, cousins,sisters that i don't have. - women in general. i applaud you, so highly. - you know, honestly,i've never got heels. i've never understood why girls wear them.
i think they look justas good without them. - go ryan! eh! - no, i don't think that wearing heels
makes a girl more attractive. i think being comfortablemakes you attractive. - but i will say, when you take that shit off,it's like a damn orgasm.
