[music] >> all right. here we go, michelle. there's coupons because you're gonnaneed these probably, it's been a while. and you push the basket becausenobody's gonna push it for you.
who has gone home on dancing with the stars, >> [applause]>> cvs of course. >> [laugh]>> cvs stands for cotton, vaseline and stuff. >> no it doesn't.>> [laugh]
>> and- >> that's not true. >> it does. do you want anything from the->> what are these? >> that's a personalized fan. >> this is a fan? >> it seems like it is. let's open it and see. >> [laugh]>> this is new.
wait, don't! ellen, don't open these up in the store. >> why not? what if i don't like it? well then let's put it back. no, don't do that. >> do you need coins? because there's a coinstar over there. ok?
see this is so good, i'm preparing you. let's take a few. >> there. >> ok, put them->> wait! what if it's- ok,what are we gonna do about this money? this is, we got $21. >> the first lady is now up to $22. $24.25. >> how do you know when it's done?
wait don't touch anything yet until this. $45.17. this isn't cash. >> this isn't cash. this is a rip off. >> [laugh]>> what are we supposed to do? see, i told you.you shouldn't have put all those coins in there. >> yeah, yeah, you're right.
>> we should have started with like this. >> you're right. is this the cash voucher? >> no, no, i know what that is. this is a debit thing. >> do you have a debit card?>> ma'am, can you help us? >> hi, i'm michelle. >> this is michelle. >> i'm sapay.>> nice to meet you.
>> what did people, they called youmichelle before the first lady? >> yes. >> okay, shelley. we're gonna call her shelley. >> [laugh]>> shelley. you slide it in, andthen you put your pin number in. >> [laugh]>> turn around. >> pin number nine, five->> stop it! >> [laugh]>> yeah, it was just hard to cover-
>> okay, checking? >> michelle? >> [laugh] >> [music] >> wait.bernie sanders. no. >> [laugh]>> it's not. that didn't look likebernie sanders to me. >> not at all.
>> no.you can't get in here. this is locked. >> what's so special about this stuff? we might break it. >> how do you->> i didn't realize they got some. let's see. it doesn't make a noise. hello? we need help on aisle 2.
>> [laugh]>> customer service on aisle two. hi! >> hi.>> good, hi! how are you? it's nice to see you. >> hi, it's shelly. hi, it's ellen. >> there you go.>> you know what? sasha needed some earphones.
i'm gonna get some for her. how much are these? i'm just picking up stuff. what are you doing? >> i'm just scratching your back. >> i'm trying to focus. >> okay. >> [laugh]>> okay, i'm not really itchy. i am looking for headphones though.
what do you think? do you think, could you chill out onthe itching and help me with this here? >> [laugh]>> don't scratch him. >> you know this is,this is not how you behave in a cvs. stop scratching him. >> [laugh]>> stop it. >> he likes it.>> [laugh] it's good. >> did that feel good? >> yeah, it sure did.
>> it was annoying to me. >> we are gonna get it cheaper. >> all right, here we go. >> now, do you entertain trick ortreaters at your house? >> no.i turn all the lights out and i->> man. >> i->> you should- >> close all drapes. >> all right, magazines.
let's see, who's on it? are you on the cover of anything? >> let's see if they have essence here, okay? >> here i am. >> there you are, with rachel. what are you doing with rachel? >> do you have a magazinei could be on with you? >> i thought you were my best friend,no i have a television show.
>> here i am here we go. >> do you want any of this? >> wine in a box. >> yep, wine in a box. >> how does this work? >> you just>> how do you get it out of here? >> like that. >> wait really, where is the tab? >> back here.
>> we're not going to open it man. we need cups. [laugh]>> get this one. >> no. [laugh] that's not a cup,that's not an official cup to use. >> i think it is a cup. >> all right, six weeks after, you candrink this for six weeks after opening? you are really not a goodperson to shop with. >> [laugh] i'm a greatperson to shop with.
>> does anybody know howto open wine in a box? >> how do you open wine in a box? >> have you ever had wine in a box? >> you with the baby, come over here. you need wine more than anybody,you have a brand-new baby. >> so put the cup under soit doesn't start to pour on the ground. >> that's a good->> and then you just turn it. >> turn it. >> all right.>> yep, there you go.
>> okay, here you go. who wants wine? anybody, anybody, all right. >> [laugh]>> that's good, that's good. what's your name? >> my name is jacquelyn. >> jacquelyn. >> yeah. >> sign this.
>> all right, jacquelyn. >> shelly andi just signed the box of wine for you. >> you're so nice. >> ellen, look at this baby. >> let's sign the baby. >> [laugh]>> just sign the baby. >> you want us to sign the baby? >> [laugh]>> aw. >> avery is beautiful.
>> [laugh]. >> [laugh] she's out of control. >> don't you want me to sign the->> you were about to head for the forehead. >> and then i go down, like that. >> [laugh]>> my, thank you. not, not no, don't do that. >> go to sleep. go to sleep.
>> you should go now. she's up, you woke her up. >> go to sleep little baby. >> [laugh]>> you're scaring her. >> thank you.>> thank you. >> you open it, you->> michelle what kind of cream do you need for that rash that youwere telling me about? >> [laugh]>> [laugh] the rash? >> [laugh] we need a rash for
a rash that shelley has. where is the rash? what area were you telling me about? >> my shoulder. >> lower than that. >> [laugh]>> a book. >> get this.lindsey sands, lady pirate. >> wow, look at this. >> let's read some.
>> the water was flat as a lookingglass capturing the moonlight and stars that twinkled down from above and reflecting just enough light thatthe ship gliding ahead- i don't know. >> alright, we're gonna headto self checkout over here. >> alright.well wait. do you know what you're doing? >> no but i guess you scan it. >> do you have your extra care card? >> where are you?
>> do you have an extra care card? >> jose? jose. >> alright, we're checking out now. >> jose, can you see? >> yes, i can see. >> jose, can you see if you can help us? we don't know what we're doing. >> i've never done self checkouts.
>> can you just give it to us? we are both very busy with... >> no, we're going to pay! we're going to pay. no!no, we can't take bribes, i work for the government. >> it's not bribes,it was just a question. >> and you could just set it here. >> i'm good at this, this is good.
>> i'm good at bagging! >> alright!>> please place your item in the bag. please do not place youritem in bagging area. >> i think you're too close to the bagging area. >> how do we know that we got? okay, we got macy's card in,but i don't see the stub. [sound] okay, here we go. >> there you go.
>> i don't wanna be too close. >> [laugh] don't be too close. you're messing it up. you have to put the amount in. >> sure. >> $10. >> $10, okay. >> zero, zero, zero. >> enter.
>> good job.>> are you bored ellen? >> i sure am. >> come on it's fun, this is the process. >> ok.>> there it goes! >> alright. >> i'm getting tired, i'm so confused. >> just hit no! >> skip bagging? >> what are you doing?
>> i don't know, i just... >> we're not done yet! >> i was angry. >> [laugh]>> sorry. i just got sick of it. >> finish and play. okay. why am i the only, did we pay for that? >> uh-uh.
>> man! i'm working really hard here, ellen, and you're just standing around.i'm really exhausted. here, take these. >> [laugh]>> okay, let's put the magazines here. all right, who's paying? i don't have any money. >> man. >> you have money?
this is a lot of work! >> can you get my face on money? >> no i can't. >> we don't do that, you wouldhave to have done something grand! like harriet tubman. >> i make the world happy every day. >> you should have freed some slaves. you know you're really annoying. it's like takinga three-year-old to the store.
>> not everyone does everything foryou anymore. >> well obviously not! i mean this was hard! here just take this stuff. >> thank you all. i'm gonna be back, 2017. i'm coming alone without ellen.
>> no, i'm gonna come back with you. >> [laugh]>> this was so much fun.
>> i'm not taking you anywhere, you're. >> [applause]
