today i am having an open call audition where i will take credit of all their hardwork so that when somebody has a commercial to shoot or an audition i will be queen b and ruin it i'll have somebody else pop in their place - it's maddie *duh she's cute. really cute.
first episode of dance moms season 1, do you see the morales' are here. right there. morales kids are bae *alien audio wth* if you like it put a bow on it. it is happenin
everybody ready to dance? in this room there's people that i'll pick just like maddie has amazing technique there's people that i pick bc you look like maddie for example, brynn the most important thing is that you have the ability to comprehend that maddie's the only one i see we're going to teach the combo and by we, i mean gia you'll get the chance to watch queen addy so that you can retain the information got it? alright let's go *cheesy bg music*
there are so many kids to go through don't they get it? only maddie passes for me they are not right for my team if they're not maddie i need maddie only *gia teaches and i'll just seat here bc i can't dance* *kids called out as numbers* alright the numbers that we called stayon the floor (you'll suffer to my wrath) the numbers that we didn't i want you toget straight back there bye bye there's a little twist in this audition but all the current members of my wannabe studio still needs to suffer except for maddie
what we're doing here in losangeles is auditioning and go to fake competitions that i'm hosting ready? you guys on the floor while i'm in the air with my ego *maddie and kalani slayying* holly: i think her logic's flawed anyway okay, everybody on the floor praise me you little slaves thank you for giving upyour day your time thank you thank you thank you and i hope to get credit in all your work since that's what i do
don't cut your hair don't color it don't change it
this way right now this is the way i want you to look like... less than maddie all of you are not needed but in order to pay my bills i'll keep some of ya thank you *licks lips just tasting the children's future cries to be shed soon*
