[intro] lauren gottlieb: i'mgoing to [bleep] this up. todrick hall: hey everybody,this is todrick hall from american idol and youtube.
season 1 winner dancing with the stars, lauren gottlieb: and iam lauren gottlieb. and i'm a teacher, dancer,choreographer, assistant, host, and now we're judging. todrick hall: again.
lauren gottlieb: i've beenwatching the show. have you been watchingthe show? todrick hall: yeah,every week. lauren gottlieb: you'resuch a liar. [laughter] todrick hall: but i do knowthat elisabetta-- lauren gottlieb: such a liar. todrick hall: --got voted offbecause i said she would. lauren gottlieb: you werewaiting for that.
but you thought nancy gracewas getting off. todrick hall: no i didn't. i said elisabetta. lauren gottlieb: youkind of said both. todrick hall: if you're wrongthen you have to pay me $20.00, which i thinkthat you are. [rewind sound] todrick hall: elisabettais out of there. she's out.
lauren gottlieb: you think? todrick hall: yep. i know. lauren gottlieb: ok, fine. hope and max, i haveone thing for you. todrick hall: [spitting sound] [music playing] lauren gottlieb: in a dancerespective, she has no center. she's like googly.
todrick hall: andshe has no neck. like this. lauren gottlieb: but she'sa soccer player. hope solo: i never have to worryabout that from a soccer field when balls are gettingdriven at your face. lauren gottlieb: whoopsies! good job on the pleather. todrick hall: mm hm. lauren gottlieb: it waslike the matrix.
todrick hall: the trannyversion of the matrix. carson is the best thing thathappened on this show. i was falling asleepa little bit. you don't think so? lauren gottlieb: no,he's amazing. todrick hall: oh, ok. [music] todrick hall: the numberwas a hot mess. they had no idea whatthey were doing.
but i still really,really like him. lauren gottlieb: youare so right. lauren gottlieb: no, he doesn'tgive a [bleep]. todrick hall: but there'sonly one-- lauren gottlieb: oh,but he wants it. he really does. todrick hall: he wantsit really bad. [music beat] todrick hall: (singing)vote for carson.
don't let him go, go causethen you won't have another show. lauren and todrick: nancy,not so sexy. todrick hall: that one partwhere she stopped and fell onto his arms. lauren gottlieb: wait,we got to do it. todrick hall: just dead bodybeing pulled out of a fire. lauren gottlieb: and thelean back thing. he was kind of grabbingher boobies.
todrick hall: her breasteses,if you will. lauren gottlieb: whyare we doing this? announcer: dancing the samba,jr martinez and his partner karina smirnoff. lauren gottlieb: theygot the shimmy. it was good. it was hot. it was like we're going to starta new hour, and we're going to bring our gooddancers forward.
we appreciate you. announcer: dancing the rumba,rob kardashian and his partner cheryl burke. lauren gottlieb: i thinkrob's getting better. but i think it's a set-up. todrick hall: maybe we justthink that he's doing good because everybodyelse was so bad. lauren gottlieb: we'rejust haters tonight. todrick hall: but he did try todo the split, and made it
about one fourth ofthe way down. todrick hall: congratulationsrob. god is good. lauren gottlieb:hi, i'm lacey. todrick hall: hi,i'm cher's baby. lauren gottlieb: boom,boom, boom! todrick hall: i actually kindof liked the number. how'd you feel? lauren gottlieb: i thoughthe did great.
todrick hall: david and kim. they were awesome. lauren gottlieb: david arquetteprobably grew up on venice beach because it wasbreak dancing, it was graffiti, and drugs. david arquette: '80s week. lets do this. lauren gottlieb and todrickhall: (singing) hey ricki, you so fine.
last week, girl, youblew my mind. not this week. no, no, not this week. lauren gottlieb: derek hough, ibow to you most of the time. but it didn't do her any good. todrick hall: who'sderek hough? lauren gottlieb: yeah, hedidn't do her that well. but it's good. tables need to turn.
like really? todrick hall: [chuckle] he didn't do her that well. derek hough: roar! lauren gottlieb: god. todrick hall: who do youthinks going home? lauren gottlieb: i think it'shope or david arquette. lauren and todrick: (singing) ithink we're sending hope or david goodbye.
but thanks for watching, thanksfor watching, thanks for watching fyi. lauren gottlieb: click. todrick hall: peace. lauren gottlieb: bam.
todrick hall: i don't know. lauren gottlieb: [laughter] todrick hall: if you wanted meto feel you up, you could've just asked.
