excuse me are you waiting for your boyfriend?oh no i'm just texting a friend. okay cool because i was just curious. is your dad adrug dealer? no..because you are dope. oh my gosh can i give you a hug for that? whatthe fuck that's awesome. so that's what i'm about. what's your name? i'm tonya. stephennice to meet you. that totally threw me off guard. well thank you. i was facing this wayand in a reflection i saw that dope ass. to
dance clubs on the strip in las vegas, be respectful of course as possible i sawthat dope ass i was like fuck man her dad's got to be a drug dealer. see i thought youwere really trying to get drugs from me. no. but what i could do i take down your numberand in case i maybe meet someone in the future and you happen to be looking for drugs atthe same time i could maybe set something
up?i feel like you're already able to setit up. you know i can work wonders with these fingers. who are you? what the fuck? i'm steve-ass.steve-ass? your last name is ass? no it's one word. so are you like foreign? you knowseal? or drake. i'm kind of a bigger deal than drake you know how his name is one word,it's drake. i'm steve-ass. oh okay that's kinda cool. i don't have a last name. i wasjust destined for greatness. when i was given the name of steve-ass. when i was born i wasdestined to be the fucking shit. what the fuck? cuz if i'm not the shit, with the namesteve-ass that sucks and nobody is going to hire me. maybe go by steve and they'll takeyou more seriously. but i can't do that, they'll be like "so looks like steve-ass is here um..yeah that's a real fucking name for sure dude."
then i would just get fired. i figured justbe the fucking shit. okay and why are you the shit? because my name is steve-ass. justby your name? you have nothing to show for? no i have alot to show for...alot...like alot.that's neither here nor there. that's for later tonight. wait why are you so full ofyourself? that just threw me off guard. cuz i'm steve-ass. well my full name is tatiana.that's a game changer. better than tonya right. a little more sophisticated, few more syllables.exactly! are you waiting for your girlfriend? no i'm waiting for slam piece number 3. oh.so your 3rd chick for the night. no not for the night, i have a rotation. so it's thursday,shes 3, friday night 2, saturday 1 and then we go back to 10 on sunday. well there's only7 days a week? i know i go through a few on
mondays and tuesdays because those are rougherdays. like mondays sucks so i'll bang out a few bitches to get through monday. tuesdaysequally suck bang out a few there. wednesday we're like halfway through the week kind ofcoast. i'll call my girlfriend/slam 1at the point. celebrate hump day we'll fuck at leasttwice a week so she won't be jealous or curious about like why we don't do stuff during theweek. we'll hangout during the week or whatever so. but what i'm saying is i could bump number3 tonight and fit you in tonight right now if you want? oh my gosh. as special as thatsounds i think like, what the fuck no. so you work a monday through friday? even thoughyou have this rotation going? it's a full time job with great ass comes great responsibility.i'm sure you would know again cuz you have
that dope ass. oh my gosh i can't handle thisright now. i was not on my a game today. clearly
not, but that's okay. i remember once in '93i had an off day too. once in '93? you were what back then? like 10? i was old enoughto do shit. how old are you now? age is irrelevant its just a number. do you live here or areyou visiting? i'm just visiting. well i'll let you have a good night. i have to keepgoing on about my business.